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What do you mean there's been no change for ages? I changed my underpants only last month! True, the smell was scaring horses so it had to be done, but never-the-less. I say, welcome to our amazing little site. So witty and charming it wears a fantastic hat at a jaunty angle.

On a more serious note, the site is looking a bit bland at the moment so it is due a little upgrade. Watch this space folks!

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Advertise With Us! (updated price plan!)Advertise With Us! - You know, its a harsh dog-eat-dog world out there pardners, and we feel your pain. You hard working business folks out there who need cheap advertising space for your online store: HERE IT IS! Check out the prices, gasp in anticipation and then ring up your great aunt Ethel who you haven't spoken to since that embarrassing french kiss incident at the family Christmas party 1993(Hey, it was dark, how was I to know?) and let her know too. The fact is ladies and gentlemen we will be removing all profit making links from the Links page pretty soon and offering cheap advertising space for all profit making websites. Hey it's a tough world out there kid, and if I was Han Solo i'd.... (hang on, where am going with this?). Anyway, take a butchers and see what you think...(More info)

Amazon.comSelling our souls to the devil - You might have noticed guys and gal's that theres a whack-off great Amazon search engine on the right hand side of the website. "Why is that?" I hear you plead. Well folks, everytime you buy something through that there search engine we get a few coppers rattling into our christmas coffers. So get searching on it and buying that last gasp Christmas present for the wife or her God-awful mother-in-law. Please.... please i'm begging you, take her with you...

Top Rated Crap-Parking

09-08-2008
Thoughtless arsehole!
York, Yorkshire
I would regard this as extremely crap parking! Not only had they parked right outside the front door and not even in a space by the side of the disabled car park but they also parked covering the drop ... more
Votes: 13
Latest Submissions

04-03-2010
Let’s use the path to park
Warwick, Warwickshire
Let’s use the path as my private parking space so no one can walk by! ... more
Votes: 2

03-03-2010
Flight of the Navigator
Nottingham, Nottinghamshire
The owner obviously thought they could fly over the wall with the doors open. ... more
Votes: 3

22-02-2010
Can you see the road sign, no because an idiot has parked in front of it!
Warwick, Warwickshire
This guy regularly parks wholly on the kerb or over the neighbours side, continually blocking the path so no one can get by! Now he has parked right in front of a roadwork sign so no one can see it! ... more
Votes: 2

22-02-2010
Let’s block the path
Warwick, Warwickshire
Let’s block the path so no one can walk by! ... more
Votes: 1

20-01-2010
Greedy
Aberdeen, Aberdeenshire
Why take one disabled bay when you can have two. Especially on a day when the two other disabled bay rows had been dumped with the snow cleared from the rest of the car park and were unusable. They ... more
Votes: 2

10-01-2010
Window Licker
Leeds, Yorkshire
I thought the retards were meant to be driven in these buses not the drivers! ... more
Votes: 6