Advertise With Us! - You know, its a harsh dog-eat-dog world out there pardners, and we feel your pain. You hard working business folks out there who need cheap advertising space for your online store: HERE IT IS! Check out the prices, gasp in anticipation and then ring up your great aunt Ethel who you haven't spoken to since that embarrassing french kiss incident at the family Christmas party 1993(Hey, it was dark, how was I to know?) and let her know too. The fact is ladies and gentlemen we will be removing all profit making links from the Links page pretty soon and offering cheap advertising space for all profit making websites. Hey it's a tough world out there kid, and if I was Han Solo i'd.... (hang on, where am going with this?). Anyway, take a butchers and see what you think...(More info)

Selling our souls to the devil - You might have noticed guys and gal's that theres a whack-off great Amazon search engine on the right hand side of the website. "Why is that?" I hear you plead. Well folks, everytime you buy something through that there search engine we get a few coppers rattling into our christmas coffers. So get searching on it and buying that last gasp Christmas present for the wife or her God-awful mother-in-law. Please.... please i'm begging you, take her with you...