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Well howdy doody! Welcome back to Crap-Parking! We’ve been away for a few days updating the site. I won’t bore you with the details but just believe me it was so hi-tec it wouldn’t have looked out of place in that space bar in Star Wars. One of the major changes is the search. Now you’ll find it is just a search text box a la Facebook on the top right above the social bookmarking links.

But here we are, back with your fabulous pictures and comments of the worlds stupidest drivers who choose to park as they please. There are still some glitches to sort out but all good things come to those who wait. Have at you! Feel my blade!

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The Usual Moron. Less walking means safer kids!!
27-11-2009

The Usual Moron. Less walking means safer kids!!

Kilsyth, Stirlingshire
Local Primary School
 (8 votes)
Losing battle here, it will take some child to get injured or worse before these selfish sods stop this moronic parking. ... more
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Over-Protective Parent?
02-07-2010

Over-Protective Parent?

Sheffield, Yorkshire
Sheffield
 (3 votes)
We came to pick up little Freddy, and didn’t want him to walk too far from school....... ... more
Idiot office workers
26-05-2010

Idiot office workers

Southampton, Hampshire
A residential road!
 (2 votes)
The Polo belonging to a resident was parked here first but the clever office workers thought it would still be a good idea to park on the other side of the road. Couriers and delivery drivers couldn’t get through so had to walk deliveries up the road hence the van ... more
If you can’t see the lines, they DON’T exist!
18-05-2010

If you can’t see the lines, they DON’T exist!

Sheffield, Yorkshire
NW Sheffield(ish) AGAIN
 (2 votes)
I think, therefore, I am..... I believe this person needs parking lessons, they were obviously not thinking when they parked.... ... more
’Professional’ driver?
08-05-2010

’Professional’ driver?

Bury, Lancashire
Outside infant school.
 (7 votes)
30 ton wagon, on pavement, zigzags, outside kids school. ... more
What d’you mean, ’between’ the lines?
30-04-2010

What d’you mean, ’between’ the lines?

Sheffield, Yorkshire
NW Sheffield(ish)
 (3 votes)
All I can say is that I know this driver is well educated but her parking skills may be a tad lacking..... ... more
extreme pavement parking
23-04-2010

extreme pavement parking

Nob End, Lancashire
Could be Tesco‘s
 (1 votes)
No more to say. ... more
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