Ta-dar! Look at the pretty pictures! Yes thats right! It’s every Grandma’s worst
nightmare come true! Crap-Parking has gone global and theres nothing you can do about it, Senor Alfonso... DAMN YOU!!!
Ahem, anyway, BEHOLD! We hold aloft these pictures of stupidity like chalices of the Gods for you
to worship, mouth agape, with a sliver of drool hanging from your gobsmacked expression! Gaze in awe
and wonder at the sheer ignorance of drivers who are obviously from a generation of slack-jawed
yokel’s that still throw rocks at the moon. Have at you! Feel my blade!
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ring up your great aunt Ethel who you haven't spoken to since that embarrassing french kiss
incident at the family Christmas party 1993(Hey, it was dark, how was I to know?) and let her
know too. The fact is ladies and gentlemen we will be removing all profit making links from
the Links page pretty soon and offering cheap advertising
space for all profit making websites. Hey it's a tough world out there kid, and if I was
Han Solo i'd.... (hang on, where am going with this?). Anyway, take a butchers and see what
you think...(More info)
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theres a whack-off great Amazon search engine on the right hand side of the website.
"Why is that?" I hear you plead. Well folks, everytime you buy something through that
there search engine we get a few coppers rattling into our christmas coffers. So get
searching on it and buying that last gasp Christmas present for the wife or her God-awful
mother-in-law. Please.... please i'm begging you, take her with you...
Lawks-lawdy-miss-Clawdy! You’ll notice that the site has expanded to incorporate lots of other
countries! This is because we've been receiving pictures of Crap-Parking incidents from all over
this world. And so, with the power of foresight we at Crap-Parking have dipped our very short hands
into our very deep pockets and bought the www.crap-parking.com
domain name to make the site a bit more friendly towards everyone around the world. We’re even hoping E.T. will
drop by the site sometime and show us his glowing member. That way we can expand out even further and cast
our net across the galaxy, and then the universe, conquering all life-forms on our way and becoming
eventual God’s. You may lay all your dusky maidens at our feet for our bidding. Well, you know, as
long as the missus doesn’t have something to say about it.
Unless you live on Planet Zorg you’re sure to have what you Earthlings call a mobile
hand held telephone. The good thing about these ingenious devices is that normally you can
take pictures on them of either your mates drunkardly trying to shag a road cone, or indeed
a picture of your good lady in a position that would make a whore blush. “Yeah so what?”
I hear you say. Well my fine egg and bacon sandwich, now we've got a number you can use
to send us your Crap-Parking pics whilst you’re out with your gran visiting Shackletons
to buy her another chair to replace the one she pissed in. Think of it as Crap-Parking on the go!
Just send us your pic, where it was taken, and any text with your amusing comments in it. “What
is this glorious number!? I must have it or I shall simply die!!” I now hear you cry!
Well guys and gals the number is: 07943927877 or if you’re abroad or on your jollies
its +447943927877. Get texting you sex monkeys!
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03-01-2007 | Very SMART! Leeds, Yorkshire Days earlier this driver boasted to his friends that he could poke both his eyes out with cheese and herd bread sticks and still drive his Smart car! (Although he did manage to at least get it into th ... more |
12-06-2009 | Compos(t)ed parking technique Perth, Perthshire Two feet into the road and using two parking spaces. Maybe I snapped this photo while it was pulling up and then guised it as crap parking BUT this car has actually been parked (abandoned). It’s ... more |
05-06-2009 | Does cultural differences include the right to park crappy! Kirkcaldy, Fife No wonder she’s wearing one of those masks.... I’d be embarrased with that parking too. ... more |
23-05-2009 | Humberside Police Hull, Yorkshire Taken on May 21st 2009 at 5:30 pm the officer was in the car when I took the picture and got out and shouted haven’t you got anything better to do, so professional lol. Talk about the pot callin ... more |
19-05-2009 | Nice Parking!!! Grimsby, Lincolnshire Despite the driver of this car parking in a Parent & Child space which is wider than a normal parking space they still couldn’t get it right!!! ... more |
12-05-2009 | Out of date tax disc!!!! Dudley, Worcestershire Saw this police car on the car park today-with a tx disc that was nearly two weeks out of date!!!!
now then-who gets the fine & points on this one eh???? ... more |
03-05-2009 | OAP Castleford, Yorkshire There are loads of old people living around these streets. Either this is a silly old fool that has lost his marbles and parks where he wants or it a crazy lunatic parking his car on old people! ... more |
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