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What do you mean there's been no change for ages? I changed my underpants only last month! True, the smell was scaring horses so it had to be done, but never-the-less. I say, welcome to our amazing little site. So witty and charming it wears a fantastic hat at a jaunty angle.

On a more serious note, the site is looking a bit bland at the moment so it is due a little upgrade. Watch this space folks!

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Top Rated Crap-Parking

09-08-2008
Thoughtless arsehole!
York, Yorkshire
I would regard this as extremely crap parking! Not only had they parked right outside the front door and not even in a space by the side of the disabled car park but they also parked covering the drop ... more
Votes: 14
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27-05-2007
White Van Man
Gateshead, Durham
As you can see by the photo, the idiot driving the van has simply no clue how to park. First off he is parked right near the edge of the junction and secondly he is parked so far onto the path that I ... more
Votes: 7

27-05-2007
Off Roader
Newcastle-upon-Tyne, Northumberland
Obviously the driver of this Hilux is a 4x4/offroad car driver so he can park it 50% off the road. Obviously couldn’t wait/couldn’t be bothered to find a space so just abandoned it on the ... more
Votes: 3

16-04-2008
You Park Like An Asshole
Cottage Grove, Minnesota
The ludicrously small size of this shitty car transforms a bad park job into a thing of horror. ... more
Votes: 2

11-09-2008
Emergency stove purchase!
Melbourne, Victoria
No time to park properly! Emergency stove purchase! ... more
Votes: 3

08-12-2007
Duh....
Worksop, Nottinghamshire
Welcome to Worksop - capital of the blind, stupid and downright ignorant parker. Yellow lines? Who cares? Not this woman! ... more
Votes: 6