Site Down (now back up) - You may have noticed that the site has been down lately. We were being professional about it by running around the place with the tails of our shirts on fire and jumping through windows. Anyway, all back to normal now except for a few glitches: Any images posted after 28th April won't show up on the site. Muchas aplogies for this but any new images posted will be fine, so feel free to repost any image you did that doesn't show up. I'd already packed my bags and taken the money in a 1970’s Adidas sports bag and was stood on Hull docks waiting to be smuggled to Amsterdam until the site magically got sorted out by the elves and the pixies of my back garden.

Lawks-lawdy-miss-Clawdy! You’ll notice that the site has expanded to incorporate lots of other countries! This is because we've been receiving pictures of Crap-Parking incidents from all over this world. And so, with the power of foresight we at Crap-Parking have dipped our very short hands into our very deep pockets and bought the www.crap-parking.com domain name to make the site a bit more friendly towards everyone around the world. We’re even hoping E.T. will drop by the site sometime and show us his glowing member. That way we can expand out even further and cast our net across the galaxy, and then the universe, conquering all life-forms on our way and becoming eventual God’s. You may lay all your dusky maidens at our feet for our bidding. Well, you know, as long as the missus doesn’t have something to say about it.

Unless you live on Planet Zorg you’re sure to have what you Earthlings call a mobile hand held telephone. The good thing about these ingenious devices is that normally you can take pictures on them of either your mates drunkardly trying to shag a road cone, or indeed a picture of your good lady in a position that would make a whore blush. “Yeah so what?” I hear you say. Well my fine egg and bacon sandwich, now we've got a number you can use to send us your Crap-Parking pics whilst you’re out with your gran visiting Shackletons to buy her another chair to replace the one she pissed in. Think of it as Crap-Parking on the go! Just send us your pic, where it was taken, and any text with your amusing comments in it. “What is this glorious number!? I must have it or I shall simply die!!” I now hear you cry! Well guys and gals the number is: 07943927877 or if you’re abroad or on your jollies its +447943927877. Get texting you sex monkeys!