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What do you mean there's been no change for ages? I changed my underpants only last month! True, the smell was scaring horses so it had to be done, but never-the-less. I say, welcome to our amazing little site. So witty and charming it wears a fantastic hat at a jaunty angle.

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Top Rated Crap-Parking

09-08-2008
Thoughtless arsehole!
York, Yorkshire
I would regard this as extremely crap parking! Not only had they parked right outside the front door and not even in a space by the side of the disabled car park but they also parked covering the drop ... more
Votes: 13
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20-01-2010
Greedy
Aberdeen, Aberdeenshire
Why take one disabled bay when you can have two. Especially on a day when the two other disabled bay rows had been dumped with the snow cleared from the rest of the car park and were unusable. They ... more
Votes: 1

10-01-2010
Window Licker
Leeds, Yorkshire
I thought the retards were meant to be driven in these buses not the drivers! ... more
Votes: 5

07-01-2010
’Ere, that’s no mop-ed!
Watford, Hertfordshire
Not so much crap-parking as crap-de-icing of car. Why get a proper ice scraper when you can waste half an hour of your time poncing about with a Vileda mop in a half hearted effort to "try" ... more
Votes: 2

06-01-2010
fast food / slow thinker
Warwick, Warwickshire
An inebriated retard could do more with less. They’re picking up a pizza, so no time to waste on parking, and on the first monday after new year everyone will be packing out the take-aways. ... more
Votes: 3

27-11-2009
The Usual Moron. Less walking means safer kids!!
Kilsyth, Stirlingshire
Losing battle here, it will take some child to get injured or worse before these selfish sods stop this moronic parking. ... more
Votes: 8

30-10-2009
Blanco Van Hombre!
Alicante, Valencia
And I thought the white van man was a British invention! ... more
Votes: 4