Well tickle my plums! Just because we own the internet (invented by writing it down on the back of a beer mat circa 1998) doesn't mean we're Jimmy Saville and can do absolutely anything you ask of us. Especially not downright dirty things that would make a whore blush.

However, we can do other things as we're not completely hopeless you know. Like add new Towns for you, answer any questions you wish to ask, accept bribes/laundered money, or accept invitations to attend birthday parties/strip-shows/barmitzers to perform our interesting and often offensive party piece.

In anycase, if you wish to contact us you can email us at: admin@crap-parking.co.uk.