Welcome to Crap-Parking! Bring it on!
Well howdy doody! Welcome back to Crap-Parking! We’ve been away for a few days updating the site. I won’t bore you with the details but just believe me it was so hi-tec it wouldn’t have looked out of place in that space bar in Star Wars. One of the major changes is the search. Now you’ll find it is just a search text box a la Facebook on the top right above the social bookmarking links.
But here we are, back with your fabulous pictures and comments of the worlds stupidest drivers who choose to park as they please. There are still some glitches to sort out but all good things come to those who wait. Have at you! Feel my blade!
27-11-2009
The Usual Moron. Less walking means safer kids!!
Kilsyth, StirlingshireLocal Primary School
(8 votes)Losing battle here, it will take some child to get injured or worse before these selfish sods stop this moronic parking. ... more
18-05-2010
If you can’t see the lines, they DON’T exist!
Sheffield, YorkshireNW Sheffield(ish) AGAIN
(2 votes)I think, therefore, I am..... I believe this person needs parking lessons, they were obviously not thinking when they parked.... ... more
08-05-2010
’Professional’ driver?
Bury, LancashireOutside infant school.
(7 votes)30 ton wagon, on pavement, zigzags, outside kids school. ... more
30-04-2010
What d’you mean, ’between’ the lines?
Sheffield, YorkshireNW Sheffield(ish)
(3 votes)All I can say is that I know this driver is well educated but her parking skills may be a tad lacking..... ... more
14-04-2010
Golf is for tossers
Leeds, YorkshireVillage Golf Club, Shadwell
(2 votes)I know only tossers and flakey middle-management sorts play golf, and by virtue of taking this photo, then yes that puts me in this group. However, in a car park the size of Spain and with only 4 or 5 other hardy souls braving the elements to escape their ... more
31-03-2010
Sarnie Van
Leeds, YorkshireAlbion Street
(2 votes)I see this sarnie van most day delivering the morning buttys and he always parks literally a couple of feet away from this busy city center crossroads. You can see from the green light how close he is to the junction. What a spanner! (Sorry about the shite photo!!) ... more
04-03-2010
Let’s use the path to park
Warwick, WarwickshireWarwick
(7 votes)Let’s use the path as my private parking space so no one can walk by! ... more
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