Terms & Conditions
Read This If You’ve Posted a Picture Of Your Penis
Hello out there in the real world! We do hope you enjoy the hilarity and the stupidity
that some of the drivers on the images that are posted here supply, but there comes a time
in every sausage’s life that he must obey by some kind of rules. And hereth those
rules given to you like Moses and the 10 commandments, only in electronic format by the
power of the inter-web. Oh, and there’s probably not 10 of them either:
- All images that are posted to this site are moderated. Any lewd images posted will either not be moderated or will be deleted from the server.
- Post as freely as you like but for legal reasons the driver’s anonymity must be kept, therefore before posting you will need to obscure the registration plate on any vehicle in the photograph (Although if its a particularly humourous photo with witty comments and stashed with a crisp ten pound note the moderators may do the dirty deed for you you lucky boys and girls).
- You must also refrain from mentioning any of the driver’s details within any comments you have posted with the image. Yes you may know the silly sod who did it but the law of the Planet of Apes prevents us from displaying personal info and facing a legal lawsuit. That is something we don’t want unless its like Ally McBeal with lots of saucy ladies power dressing and naughty secretaries, and we get away with it scot-free.
- By posting your images to this site you give us the rights to use them for anything we see fit i.e. advertising for the site. Also we own your soul. Only joking about the soul bit.
- If Lionel Blair wants us to take the picture of him off the “No Preview” picture on the Submit page we will do so gladly and without question. He is a God.